This one goes out to Bill & Paddi with great love. We bonded over our Milky memories.
If you owned a Milky, maybe you’ll understand.
If you were too young, too old or just way too cool to own a Milky, you’ll never know the pure, innocent joy of inserting aspirin-looking tablets into a plastic cow and squeezing pretend milk out of her rubber utters. I pity you!
Worst toy ever made? Stop it. Milky was hours of wholesome entertainment….not to mention early vocational training for a young child living in a small Ohio town with active chapters of Future Farmers of America and 4H Club.
You want stupid? Check out the Gyro Wheel:
Or Stretch Armstrong/Stretch Monster:
Yeah…I owned all of the above. And the Weebles McDonald’s Playset (How do you think they get their distinctive physique?), but I couldn’t find a video for that toyland gem.
I did NOT own Tanner, Barbie’s pooping poochie (It’s a real toy, look it up).
What was the most ridiculous/embarrassing toy you ever loved?