Bookstore of the (Hopefully, Not Too Distant) Future (Part 2)

Last month, I wrote this post about bookstores and shared this fantastical, dreamy blog post from Susan Kaye Quinn.

Now I’m going to take my turn and describe the bookstore I’m planning to create as soon as I win the lottery. Or find a rich relative to bump off invest in my dreams. Or work up the nerve to beg for dollars in the Shark Tank.

I’d start building my bookselling paradise around three little words: Espresso Book Machine. Have you seen this thing?!?! It’s the one, super incredible ingredient that could guarantee my bookstore’s success. Check it out!

It’s kinda like Redbox for books! Okay, reality check. It’s expensive…REALLY expensive. And it doesn’t have the ability to print every book that’s currently in print. But I’m telling you, if they ever figure out a way to link Amazon’s vast inventory of new books to this whiz-bang baby….WOW! Book buying (and selling) UTOPIA!!

Of course, I wouldn’t be able to let the unwashed masses browse or cough or drool over my lovely literary machine. So I would need lots of touch screen browsing for books.

Like this:

Touch Screen Table by 3M. Photo by PopCultureGeek.

Shhhhh…Can you hear the traditionalist book lovers whimpering right now? “Oh, no! No, no, no. I don’t like touch screens or online shopping. I’m old-fashioned! I need the pleasures of touching and fondling many books before I can buy one!”

STOP the whining! I could easily print color versions of the front and back covers of most new releases, classics, IndieNext favorites, local authors, award winners, etc, etc and laminate them so that my touchy-feely customers may lovingly stroke and caress many book covers…while I would only need to invest a FRACTION of what it costs for an independent bookseller to order a decent stock of books in today’s market. And I LOVE a healthy mix of old and new, so I would definitely include a Used section in my bookstore.

Check it…that’s same day access to an unlimited inventory of books AND plenty of physical books to touch. Woo hoo! Everybody’s happy!

Next most important ingredient: Location, Location, Location.

Here is where my business sense checks out and my emotional, environmentally conscious, community-minded, mystorical soul checks in. My bookstore simply MUST be located in a historic building. Remember this Cleveland, GA beauty? Even better, the historic Hillcrest home in Dahlonega, GA. Why go historic? Because, in my bookstore, there must be:

  • a palpable sense of history
  • multiple rooms
  • ancient, time-warped wood floors
  • an old-fashioned southern porch (with rockers)
  • at least one working fireplace
  • all sorts of uneven nooks and crannies
  • the possibility (plausibility?) of one or two ghosts oozing and popping about the place.

Why? Just BECAUSE. Historic properties vibrate on a whole different frequency than normal retail space…they whisper softly of possibilities.

Okay, what else?

I’m an animal lover, so there simply must be a rescue pet (or two) who calls my bookstore home. I love rescue cats and there’s always a plethora of homeless felines. That said, there used to be a ridiculously sweet rescue greyhound that greeted the customers at “M” is for Mystery bookstore in San Mateo, CA. He was something so special and unforgettable…and there are always plenty of greyhounds looking for forever homes over at Southeastern Greyhound Adoption.

What else? Like SK Quinn, I believe in offering some food and beverages:

  • coffee and bakery goods (plus some fruit) in the mornings
  • tea and cookies (maybe some savory gourmet munchables) in the afternoon
  • wine (with cheese, fruit and crackers) for evening events

We’re almost there. But I’d like to take it to a whole new level with a second, super incredible ingredient for success. This next ingredient is a bit of a pipe dream, possibly harder to obtain than the Espresso Book Machine, but the most important refreshment I’d want on my bookstore premises would be my beloved Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine.

Oh man! Give me a way to browse the latest IndieNext selections with a lime + raspberry Sprite Zero in my hand and I am in HEAVEN.

Honestly, I think I could make the bookstore successful from there, but there’s plenty more I’d like to do:

  • Creative writing classes/weekend seminars
  • Critique groups
  • Writing contests
  • Author events (including Skype & Twitter chat events)
  • Storytelling (NOT just for kiddies)
  • Arts & Crafts classes, esp. related to upcycling old books
  • Mystery parties
  • Literary trivia contests and scavenger hunts
  • Open Mike readings & Poetry slams

Oh my! The list could go on and on and on.

Last, but not least, I think I’d want to offer resources and support specifically targeted toward authors interested in indie publishing. Ah, but Indie publishing is a whole ‘nuther topic for a whole ‘nuther day. Coming soon….very soon. I promise!!

What have I missed? Would anyone else out there care to take a turn at fantasy bookstore world-building?

PS: I’ve added a new page to highlight my first novel, Not So Long Ago, Not So Far Away (currently in submissions) with a brief sample. What do you think? I would love some feedback!


2 thoughts on “Bookstore of the (Hopefully, Not Too Distant) Future (Part 2)

  1. Your bookstore is beautiful. Open it and they will come. I will come.

    All I would add is what I dreamed about when my children were small–one room of that big old house full of books and educational-but-fun toys and bean bag chairs and one attendant (who must love reading stories to kiddies). With a dutch door that let children in but didn’t let them out again until their blissfully happy mother came back for them after an hour of childless browsing (and fondling) the books while sipping a latte.

    • By the way, I’m being flip and just a wee bit snarky, but I also LOVE to caress the lovely physical books. In fact, if given the choice between trying on every jewel in Harry Winston’s inventory or unlimited access to books…yeah. Gimme the books!

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